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My Garden Planting – The Good, The Bad & The Ugly (Part 1)

It’s just over a year since I started planting up our new garden from scratch so I thought I’d write a series of blogs on how successful it’s been; partly as an aide memoir for my rapidly aging brain.

So, which plants performed well and which didn’t? What have been the star plants and what disappointed? What problems have I had to overcome? And what editing am I going to do?  (Aside… actually, I have already started editing. If you don’t like a plant or it’s getting on your nerves for one reason or another, rip it out and replace it! Call me callous if you like but I find my level of sentimentality towards a plant generally depends on how much I paid for it!) Before I go any further and whilst I’m in controversial territory…. Health Warning: organic gardeners (by which I mean people who garden organically of course) may be offended by parts of this post!

First… here’s a reminder of how the garden looked before any plants went in, then how it looked when most of the shrubs/evergreens had been planted. Regular readers may remember the horror of the box balls which were replaced with Taxus. I did lose one Taxus ball, I think because it never got established and was not helped by the ants’ nest under it! But my supplier replaced it for free, hooray!

And  below is what it looked like by 3 May 2012 when most of the perennials had gone in.

3 May 2012 – click for larger image

I wanted the perennial plants along the path to be mainly evergreen so after a lot of umming, ahhing and head scratching, eventually I settled on the green Heuchera ‘White Spires’ (which as its name suggests has white flowers) sourced from local specialist growers ‘Plantagogo’ ), the grass Carex ‘Everest’ and the white flowering Geranium maculatum f. albiflorum; sourced from the lovely Sue Beesley’s fab Bluebell Cottage Gardens Nursery along with a lot of my other perennials. I am so grateful to Sue for all her patience and advice!

I’ve been very pleased with the combination of these three plants. When the Heuchera and geranium are in flower they provide a wonderfully airy and frothy effect along the path which is delightful! Now I know Heuchera are not everyone’s tasse de thé but they fulfil all and more of my criteria for selecting plants; a) they are evergreen so provide year round interest (oh for more evergreen perennials!) b) they’re easy to please and are low maintenance, c) there are many different colours and varieties for sun, shade or both, d) slugs don’t eat them and they’re mainly pest and disease-free – apart from vine weevils and what follows!

Heuchera ‘White Spires’, Carex ‘Everest’ & Geranium maculatum f. albiflorum along edge of path

The Heuchera ‘White Spires’ flowered prolifically but before the plants had chance to bulk up, which meant some flower spikes keeled over. And the geranium didn’t flower very much so here’s hoping they will next spring! Overall I love the combination so it will be staying!

Having invested heavily in Heuchera the last thing I wanted was to lose them to vine weevil, so I decided on a ‘be prepared’ approach and ordered the appropriate nematodes online.   Then disaster struck! In mid-September nearly all of my Heuchera succumbed to Heuchera rust.  I defoliated them and also sprayed with Bayer Garden Systhane Fungus Fighter which seems to have done the trick. I did lose one plant and will replace it next spring.

But I am not deterred as the Heuchera have been real stars! The dark purple varieties I chose (‘Obsidian’ and ‘Dark Secret’) have been planted to create rhythm in the garden and they contrast beautifully with white flowering plants and harmonise with purple flowers and purple leafed shrubs. The star of the two is definitely ‘Dark Secret’; again sourced from Plantagogo, and these did NOT get rust!

Heuchera ‘Dark Secret’ with Geranium phaeum album & Sambucus nigra ‘Black Lace’

Both dark varieties have flowered their socks off since spring and are still flowering in November! But I prefer the crinkled leaves of ‘Dark Secret’ and its flowers, which are more substantial and a better white than those of ‘Obsidian’, and are borne on sturdy stems that are a lovely dark purple. Sometimes the flower stems grow to 3 feet or more and the bees absolutely love the flowers!

Oh dear, this post seems to have become rather Heuchera-centric and a depressing tale of woe! Though it is true that serious gardening is not for the fainthearted or anyone traumatised by creepy crawlers and wriggly things. In case you fall into this category, I’ll put the rest of the ‘icky stuff’ at the end so you don’t have to read it.

In spite of the above, on the whole the garden is a great success and we got so much pleasure from it this year (and Beloved seemed quite impressed!)  So I’ll leave you with a few pictures. Ta ta for now!

Mid July 2012

Clematis ‘Etoile Violette’ – a real star of a plant!

Purple Salvia ‘Caradonna’ (another star plant), Echinacea ‘Kim’s Knee High’, the aforementioned Leucanthemum (now gone) with Cosmos ‘Purity’ & Nicotiana ‘Lime Green’ both grown from seed

August – I really shouldn’t have worried that the garden wouldn’t look ‘full enough’ this year; because of all the rain everything went nuts!

Aqulegia ‘Sulpur Dark Purple’ another star plant that flowered from April to late August

Asiatic white lilies with Euonymus ‘Kathy’, Heuchera ‘Obsidian’ & Cotinus ‘Royal Purple (rear) taken in June

August effusiveness!

Pests & Diseases (a.k.a. the ‘icky stuff)

Ants: Love my garden! They’re supposed to be more of a nuisance than an outright plant pest, but they do seem to like nesting in plant roots. As it’s more or less impossible to rid them from the garden I treated each nest I found with ant powder which in the end seemed fairly effective.

Aphids: Woolly variety on beech hedge (but now the hedge is established I left it to fend for itself, which it did). Greenfly on climbing roses (sprayed a little but not too much of a problem) but the devils did pretty much destroy my sweet peas, which was sad when I’d taken the trouble to grow them from seed! Blackfly on some shrubs (sprayed a bit, pruned a bit where infestations caused deformity of leaves) and huge infestations on Leucanthemums. So partly because of that and partly because I decided I really disliked the ‘mums’, I ripped them out and binned them (see paragraph 2!)

Astrantia Leaf Spot: Affected some of my Astrantia in very late summer. I sought advice from twitter gardening friends and, as advised by the lovely @VergetteGardens, cut the plants back (carefully disposing of diseased material) and mulched around them to prevent water splash back in wet weather. Sadly I don’t think this will be the end of the story.

Lily Beetle: A few on my Asiatic lilies, easily dealt with through vigilance and squishing (sorry!) I don’t have any fratillaries and fortunately they don’t attack Hemmerocalis!

Mildew: On clematis leaves and some geraniums (partly dealt with by pruning & partly by spraying)

Moles: We have massive mole problems here in Cheshire. One has decided to tunnel along the front of our house and under our front lawn this year – but I just clear up the mess and firm the molehills down. I also had one in one of my back garden borders which partially uprooted some plants, but I just firmed them back in. I just don’t have the heart or the stomach to use traps!

Slugs & Snails: Considering I have a north facing garden and the wet year we’ve had – surprisingly low levels. I use pellets (sorry again!) particularly around new plants that may be susceptible but otherwise tolerate them.

Vine Weevil: Have already been covered above. I spotted a few adults and will let you know next year if the nematodes worked!

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Lord grant me patience… but please hurry!

Well, it’s been three weeks since the hard landscaping was finished in my garden (feels more  like three months!) and it still looks like this…

except with more weeds, but that is with good reason. I’m n0t-very-patiently waiting for weeds to come through so that they can be sprayed.  Then, of course, I have to wait another four weeks before I can plant anything.  I know this is the ‘sensible’ thing to do as we have some pretty nasty weeds but honestly, it’s enough to try the patience of the saintliest of saints!  My landscaper should be able to spray very soon now but knowing my luck we’ll have weeks of windy weather!

In the meantime I have been planning and ordering ‘stuff’, which feels like some sort of progress at least.

I managed to snap up sixteen 20″ box balls at the brilliant price of £9.60 each which my plant supplier is kindly reserving for me and also ordered two half standard Ilex aquifolium ‘Argentea Marginata’ for the stone planters.  Next is to design the rest of the planting scheme for the beds. I’ve started a plant list and if anyone knows how to get two or more plants to occupy the same piece of ground I’d be terribly grateful if you could let me into the secret!

Other purchases have been two of these ‘Monet’ arches to be installed laterally at each side of the central axis to provide vertical interest and, of course, a framework for climing plants…

However they’re currently languishing in the garage – one half constructed – because I forgot to take into account the generous width of mortar under the path edging which will have to be drilled before they can be installed – then they will fit perfectly! I have a romantic vision of them covered in white climbing roses but in a north-west facing garden that could present a challenge!

Also, having sensibly dismissed the idea of spending over £2,000 on my ‘dream bench’ for the bottom of the garden or getting one made by a joiner for £850 (I hate being sensible!) we compromised and ordered one of a similar design in the autumn sales for approximately a third of the price – this is it…Not my dream bench but still very nice

And as my lovely OH has just taken up arms, i.e. a screwdriver,  I’m off to join him and said bench in the garage to assist (supervise) its construction. See… progress!

(A short time passes with no swearing and no bashed fingers)

Update… and here’s the actual bench in our garden – I’m very pleased with the quality and the look of it and it went together beautifully.

Our lovely new bench in-situ

My Garden Build – Day 16 – It’s Finished!

Peace has decended. No more the drone of the concrete mixer, no more the shrill whine of the angle grinder, no more overheard landscaper’s laddish banter and badly tuned radio… and no more flippin tea making!  The hard landscaping is finished!!
 
To further test my ever-diminishing patience there were a few days of ‘nothing happening whatsoever’  last week, while my landscaper awaited delivery of some final materials; namely, an inspection hole tray and specially fabricated metal edging to go around the birdbath – made by his local blacksmith….
 

Inspection hole tray fitted with blocks, very boring but a lot better than a horrible concrete or plastic cover

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Metal edging fabricated by the blacksmith to retain gravel from planting area for box hedging - very neat & smart and way easier than using Ever-Edge in this situation

 
 
 
 
 

Sharp sand is brushed between the pavers...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

...and the gravel is laid (small grade Cheshire pink)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The tools and building materials were packed away, the stone planters were put in place, the skip was collected by ‘Bill & Ben’ the skip hire men (I kid you not!) one last round of tea was made, the wire was replaced on the fence to close up the access point and they were gone.
 
This is, of course, just the beginning of the exciting process of creating a garden. But it is a real joy to have a good basic structure.  I know the design is simple; some may think it very boring but I love it and my Other Half loves it too. What I am absolutely delighted with are the materials we’ve used as I think they’re very sympathetic with our house and its rural location.  It also meets my own brief of being low maintenance and easily accessible. And, of course, there are other things to add, a bench, side arches for climbers to create two arbors and planters.
 
Oh and, if anyone else says to me they ‘can’t wait to see it with the plants in’ I might scream and throw something!  You can’t wait?! How d’ya think I feel! I’ve learnt one thing for sure; patience is definitely not a virtue I possess!
 
So, as is always the custom with these things, here’s an obligatory ‘before’ picture…
  

Before Landscaping

 And after pictures. Ta da!!

After landscaping - view towards the house

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

After landscaping - view from the house

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

My Garden Build – Picture Blog – Days 12 – 15 – The calm before & after the sandstorm!

Finally the finishing post is in sight. Well.. as far as the hard landscaping goes anyway.  And we’ve mainly had excellent weather for it!

Day 12 - Landscaper arrived later than usual having gone to source more reclaimed stone, this time for our new step out of the house

It’s been an interesting few days with a some ‘eeeek!’ moments. Progress has felt rather slow – probably due to my growing impatience at wanting to get it finished! Anyway, on with the pictures, hope you enjoy.

Day 12 - Start of step construction - ready for the stone coping

Managed to source a fab reclaimed millstone at a very reasonable price to sink into the paving as a feature

Day 13 - As we have plenty of pavers, I decided to have a paved area at the bottom of the garden (rather than just gravel) where the bench will go

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Day 13 - Paving completed; just imagining my 'dream bench' here now!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Day 13 - Progress by the end of the day; millstone in place but not at right level yet. We were rather unprepared for what happened next!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Day 13 - early evening - no, that's not a Cyberman in our garden, it's the sandblasting man!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

He looked very pleased with his achievement - but look at the mess! The garden looked like something from a moon-landing!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Day 14 - Stone coping is cut & installed to complete the step

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Progress by the end of day 14

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Sunday 21 August - NOT a day of rest. The OH and I spent 5 hours sealing all of the new paving (with paintbrushes!). Hopefully worthwhile as the garden is North-West facing & attracts a lot of algae & moss growth. I also pruned the hedge!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Day 15 - Garden is cleared of landscapers' clutter & the beds are dug, hurrah!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Day 15 - All of beds dug - birdbath making a handy coat rack... sigh

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

So here we are by the end of day 15 - just a few tiny bits to do before the gravel can be laid. Getting there!

 
 

My Garden Build – Picture Blog – Days 9 to 11 – We have shapes!

 Although the back garden still looks like a building site, at last the design is emerging and we have some shapes!

I have to say I am incredibly pleased with it and have been internet window shopping for a bench for the bottom of the garden and arches that I may include at the sides to create two arbors for climbing plants.  I’m also hoping my landscaper can source a mill stone to sink into the patio at the entrance to the main path.  Our house used to be a granary, so although it wasn’t an actual mill, this would be a nice nod to its history.

Day 9 and the first of the four beds is completed

Day 9 - First bed layout & stone fully laid

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Day 9 - Closeup of an angled basketweave corner - very pleased with how neatly it turned out

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Day 9 - my stone planters make a very useful coffee table it seems!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Day 10 - Another bed almost complete - central octagon shape more evident now

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Day 10 - Patio level around stone has been raised. Hoping to find a mill stone to set in centre at entrance to main path

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  

Day 11 - View back to house, patio membrane in - more able to imagine it with the gravel in now. Have chosen a small grade Cheshire pink

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Day 11 - Exciting moment when I got back from a meeting to see birdbath central feature unpacked from its crate & in place. Absolutely love it!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Day 11 - Closer view of birdbath looking back towards the house. Going to plant a hexagonal chunk of box around it

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Result of my internet browsing - my DREAM bench! A 'Moot seat' named after Moot Gardens in the Wiltshire village of Downton as featured in Gertrude Jekyll's 1918 book 'Garden Ornament'. Just one problem, it's over £2,000!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

My Garden Build – Picture Blog – Days 6 to 8 – Stone Henge

So, it’s going brilliantly – despite typical British summer weather and countrywide rioting! It’s been a challenging week for me and the OH who both work from home, what with (internal) builders constructing a built-in wardrobe & landscaping in the garden –  a LOT of tea making and a lot of mud & dust! ‘Lady Grey’ tea for the ‘rather particular’ builders (rolls eyes) and just plain ‘Builders’ Tea’ for the landscapers.

So on with the pictures, which reveal the ‘BIG DECISION’ over the path/bed edging pattern, a load of VERY heavy stone and some ancient Egyptian building techniques.  Hope you enjoy!

Day 6 - Setting out of beds & top end of garden cleared ready to take stone

Day 6 - Footings trenches to take large chunks of reclaimed York stone are dug

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Day 6 - During trench excavation, an old beam is unearthed, sadly way too rotted to salvage, but an interesting find from our oriiginal Victorian farm building

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Day 7 - Exciting moment - the reclaimed York stone arrives! John, the Boss's 2nd in command is now with us, otherwise known as 'Stumpy' after he chopped the end of his finger off with a hedge cutter - wear gloves people!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Ok Callum, that might not be the BEST place to stand right now!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Ok, just stick it right on that pallet there please Mr Stone Delivery Man!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Yeah, right... well that stuff looks bl**dy heavy, shall we have a tea break & build up some strength ya think?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Day 7 - Well.. if it was good enough for the ancient Egyptians, it's good enough for us. Get that stone on those wooden rollers & move it!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Yo o heave ho... yo o heave ho

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Day 7 - Stone laying. Now what was it Archimedes said again?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Stone laying - Calvin Klein or George at Asda? You decide!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Day 8 - Stone now in place and partially cleaned up. Does anybody EVER wear that hard hat?!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Day 8 - the first bed edge is laid out - and the BIG DECISION is made.... we're going basket weave!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Progressing well - ahhh lovely membrane to keeps weeds at bay

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

End of day 8 - 'Still Life - The Essential Landscaper'

 
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My Garden Build – Picture Blog – Days 4 & 5 – Blocks Blocks & More Blocks

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Days 4 and 5 don’t look that exciting – but work is progressing really well.   On Monday, Chris, the boss, will be sourcing our large chunks of reclaimed York stone for the patio area near the house, which he’ll clean up by … Continue reading

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My Garden Build Picture Blog – Days 1 to 3 – Minimalist

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                            Day 2 – Site Cleared & the Site Inspector calls – she approves of unearthed grubs!                     … Continue reading

The Waiting is Over – I’m Getting a Garden!

Tomorrow, 1 August 2011, my landscaping team arrive to make a start on our garden… finally!

I’ve had to wait even tantalisingly longer than expected whilst they finished a six week client build for me then went on to RHS Tatton to build a show garden for Alexandra Froggatt, a finalist in this year’s ‘Young Designer of the Year’ (Silver Gilt).

But now the waiting is over! And this is how I feel!

In my last post I talked about the background to it all and gave a brief description of the design.  Unfortunately and typically, I don’t have a drawing I can show you. What I gave my landscaper was slightly better than a ‘back of a fag packet’ drawing, but not much!  But it was to scale and based on my survey, so we should be ok!

So then, for posterity, here are a few ‘before’ pictures…

The plants in the pots that you can see are pretty much all I have, but the green beech hedge planted in March 2010 is looking pretty good now – though a few plants never made it from dormant whip to flourishing plant, so will have to be replaced this winter.

My Other Half will be glad to see the back of what some may call a lawn but is actually no better than field grass.  The lawnmower (which is on its last legs) is going to the tip. The new design has no lawn – OH is ecstatic!

The old patio was lovingly built by my OH 11 years ago. There will be no formal patio in the new design – we’re using large chunks of re-claimed York stone set in gravel and, as it will be lower than existing, a new step from the patio doors.

The objects on pallets in the foreground are a solid stone birdbath , which will be a central feature and two solid stone planters to go either side of a , yet unsourced, bench at the bottom of the garden.  I got them in the Foras sale a while back.  I’d originally planned a central, working water feature but struggled to find anything I liked or liked and could afford (!) and wanted to keep costs down because our neighbouring farmer can be unpredictable and we plan to move house at some point.

Talking of the farmer.. this week we were due to get the communal drive at the front of the house resurfaced but it’s now happening  tomorrow instead. Typical!  Thankfully the farmer has agreed to let us put the skip just behind our rear hedge on his land, phew! Nice farmer. Not unpredicatable at all… lovely chap!

So there you have it. Some decisions, like whether I have any extra detail in the paths and do or don’t have a plinth for the birdbath will be decided as we go along. As will the addition of any archways or features to provide height and a framework for climbers.

It’s a well-worn blog phrase, but…. watch this space!

My Garden – The Emperor’s Getting Some Clothes!

For many years I have lacked something rather essential. Like a chef with no ingredients or a carpenter with no wood, I have been a garden designer with no garden! This was not only frustrating but also made me feel like the archetypal Emperor with no clothes.

When I say ‘no garden’ I have had a garden of sorts; that is, a north-facing flat rectangle 8m wide by 16m long. When I moved here 4 years ago it had a past-its-best patio, scruffy boundary fences, overgrown uninspiring, un-renovatable shrubs on 2 sides and a solitary hawthorn tree blocking a lovely view.  Although we live next to a busy A-road, as you can see below we have great rural views and lots of mature trees and hedgerows nearby.

We actually did make a start in March 2010, fully intending to get it landscaped that spring.  I was incredibly excited!  We had the hawthorn felled; it was not only blocking a view and light but was touching overhead electricity cables. It made me sad in one sense to see it go and deeply guilty for evicting an almost-fledged wood pigeon baby.  But to my great relief, the youngster soon flew off to join its mother in a nearby sycamore.

A 'before' shot of my garden, minus the hawthorn tree

Next my landscaping team removed the tatty old fences, dug out the hawthorn stump and roots, installed new timber fencing to the boundary with our neighbour (which we painted dark green),  and unobtrusive post & wire fencing to the other boundaries and, joy of  joys, planted a green beech hedge.  Well it wasn’t green at the time but it is now if you get my drift.
 

Cleared garden with new beech hedging

 

New left hand boundary fence & end view of copse beyond

The rest of the landscaping work was due to start in May 2010 but then there was a totally unexpected and disturbing development.  See that lovely space and copse beyond the end of our garden above? Well the farmer owner built and opened a farm shop just to the left of it and put chickens, ducks and pigs on that piece of land. We literally had a pig sty at the end of our garden! There were a lot of other belligerent farmer shenanigans that I won’t bore you with that led to us putting the landscaping on hold to await developments.  A particular low point was when there were at least 12 cockerels on said land driving us to distraction with their incessant crowing; not the best when you work from home as we do.  Other neighbours of ours complained, the farmer locked them up in a coop and left them there for two weeks; cue the RSPCA.  It was a dark time.

Fast forward to May 2011

There is great news!  The farmer has realised that pi**ing-off his immediate neighbours isn’t the best idea; the pigs are no more (probably literally I’m afraid) the cockerels were removed (we know not whence – don’t like to think about it) and the chickens and ducks have been moved to another area that has a stream, which is lovely for the duckies. Although the farmer is pumping water from the stream almost certainly without the required licence.  He’ s not one for bothering with trifles, like planning permission and all that other annoying red tape. However we are now on friendly speaking terms and he is growing nice quiet well-behaved vegetables on the area beyond our garden. The local rabbit population loves it!

So here we are again about to get our garden landscaped, as soon as my landscaper has finished on my client’s garden in around 7 days.  I can’t quite believe it’s going to happen.  I have simplified the original plans and specification so that it’s less expensive than it would have been before, just in case it all goes horribly pear- or pig-shaped again.

It’s a simple, symetrical design with central and side axes  (kind of celtic cross shaped), with four beds (rectangles with internal  angled corners) set in antique-looking brick and gravel paths with a central octagonal area that will have a simple stone bird bath, probably with box hedging planted around it.  A new patio area near the house, made from large pieces of reclaimed York stone set in gravel and a bench at the far end flanked either side by stone planters.

I will probably incorporate some arches or other vertical elements but that’s the beauty of doing your own garden; unlike designing for a client you don’t have to visualise the entire thing and decide on everything at once.

And, with apologies in advance to keen grow-your-own’ers, if the worst should come to the worst, I can always join the farmer and just grow veg in it!